Had a blast hahaha

hahaha i swear i was so fkin hyper and had shit lots of fun today, early in morn i got woke up by akmal he said he wanted to go to sch and shiet but in the end of the day we planned to go dhoby ghaut at 2.30, malik then forced me to go dhoby ghaut too earlier than that to play l4d, met him and jalal round 12.30 i had trouble finding the sto upid place at first i asked some kind lady for directions and she showed me the path *angel music playing* then i reached the place malik called me and i didnt notice he was RIGHT infront of me with his stupid face then he bring me to the lan and we played for an hour, malik was being annoying as usual i wanted to kick his ass but nah after that met kyo and akmal and said farewell to malik and jalal, then we proceeded to kfc

At kfc,

Kyo was telling us about lion dance (i didnt know much about lion dance) and i asked kyo, "whats lion dance? is it some type of a dance name? i wanna try learning it for clubbing!"

Kyo: No u idiot its a chinese traditional (bla bla bla) to worship the gods

*Kyo explain some shit about how lion dance started i added in some jokes everytime he says something which made us crack up* (Btw i almost got choked on my food like 4 times laughing so hard)

after that we went to play l4d at pc bunk, it cost fukin 3 dollars per hour luckly it was a chick who served us otherwise i fukken complain ne ways kyo treated me lol while we were playing eventually some gay hunter got hold of me and i was like "I wanna say my last words before i die, Kyo is gay" and more bullshit that got the people who were playing with us laughing then the next round i became some old dude some idiot got me to like 10 health and he said

Die old man!

Khai: I may be old, but im young at heart!

*all of the infected aiming at me and eventually i got my ass saved by my teamates (well they wanted to leave me to die at the first place lol but they came back to save me)*

Khai: I know im too sexy stop trying to rape me stupid aliens
Some dude: Khai is too sexy to die!
khai: oh thank u you are such a wonderful boy
khai: ur going to get laid tonight my boy
another dude: khai u are 1 horny bastard
khai: im an old man have mercy on me
*halfway walking to some checkpoint i got surpise buttsex from the hunter*
Khai: OH YEAH BABY COME ON I LIKE IT NICE AND SLOW
that hunter dude: ohhh yeah
*hunter dies*
*some idiot healed me*
khai: Ohh i feel young again! *runs around*
some dude: Khai wait i wanna have seks with u haha :)
*that idiot dies*
i ran infront like some moron and got jumped by 2 stupid hunters which got shot dead again by my teamates halfway running i got strangled by a smoker
khai: OH I LIKE IT NICE AND SLOW BABY UHH UHH
*smoker got shot and dies*
then i got too bored then i ran in the middle and got jumped by horde of zombies and players
khai: oh shit u fucked me too hard im dead i told u to go nice and slow u idiot
*in the end i screwed up the mission which leads to infekted being the winners*

lol i cant exactly remember all the conversation but i swear it was fucking funny i had fun today just like ytd the 1 me and jam made a video lol, n i swear kyo and akmal was being a fuckken dickheads today they said i cant get a girlfriend and shiet and said they are faithful to thier girlfriends and wont look at other girls and stuff we saw alot of hot chicks everytime we went pass a hot girl i was like

Oh look its a hot chick oh wait u cant see any girls can u?
oh looky i have a life i have freedom to flirt around and ask for nums can you?
hahahaha eventually they got pissed