BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Intro

Hahaha i have this 1 random friend in ite his name is Vinodh he's so fucking random 24/7 and he can make me pee in my pants LITERALLY, today i went home wit him took bus 88, we saw some hot chicks (I'd tap that :D) along the way, we saw this hot lady sitting infront of us and we can see through her shirt, Wowwwww me and him were like shouting "GORGEOUS, WONDERFUL SIGHT, SPLENDID" i think that lady didnt notice hahaha

Inside the bus

So we went to board in the bus, sit infront of the lady and our eyes just couldnt stay still (we kept staring at her) hahaha so we decided to move behind the bus, few bus-stops later, the bus had to stop to a traffic light there was this van just beside our bus, the guy inside the van was like staring at the lady and smiling (in a pervetic way) my friend, go showed his magic finger to the guy at the van and the guy went like O.O (then pissed of face) then the bus had to move (green light already la) and then van was driving next to us i got a wee-bit scared cos the guy inside the van was staring at us wit his GOOGLY EYES but in the end the van had to corner i was like pheewww then some indian dude boarded the bus that guy smiled at me and my friend, my friend was like "Khai he's smiling at u la" then i told that indian guy that my friend work in a prata shop at serangoon, soon migrate to india, then bangladesh to pursue his prata dreams, then the indian guy laughed and said he was "Chief mama" i was like hhuuuh okayy

I love u just like i love fries

I saw someone no other than NUVIA! she was going down the staircase (it was a double-decker bus) i was like "OMG MY EX" my friend, being a tard as usual, went to shout "WOW KHAI IS THAT YOUR EX?, EH KHAI U MISS UR EX UH" ETC ETC, -.-"
the indian guy was like saying "WOW UR EX, VERY BEAUTIFUL UHHH" i was covering my face wit my hair and hoodie lol and she is like ignoring us hahahaha then she alighted from the bus, i waved bye at her but i think she didnt saw then few stops later my friend drop off and the bus continues to travel (lalalalalallala) then i went home straight after that :D